This Weekend's Best Island Parties

There are weekends when Mallorca quietly does its thing — a sobrassada at the village square, a swim, an early night. This is not one of those weekends. The island's party calendar has gone properly loud: Ibiza's most famous hippy market is making its first-ever Mallorca landing, Binissalem is throwing open the doors of fourteen wineries in the plaça, and the Kahuna Sunsets crew is rolling out a back-to-back that DJ nerds have had circled for months. Add a white-dress-code reopening at Nikki Beach and two days of Balearic indie bands in Inca, and you've got a weekend that genuinely asks you to plan. Here's how I'd rank them — and how to do each one right.